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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by esp_eraser » Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:14 am

bloody classic "Cumquackalookka" lmfao :-D

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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by guitarsatbmusic » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:19 am

A reply:

Hello Trent,

I apologize for not getting in touch with you back for the
payment of the order i am buying from you. I have been waiting for my
bank to get back to me with my credit card information to send to you
for processing of my order and the shipping fee you are helping me to
transfer to my freight forwarder via Western Union Or Money Gram.
I really do want you to know i am a man who also believe in Jesus
Christ that he died for our sin on the cross of Calvary. Please accept
my apology for responding back to you late and i will email you my
credit card information as soon as my bank send it to me ASAP.

Thanks,
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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by tollund23 » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:24 am

A religious man, eh?
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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by Dave » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:40 pm

Shane, just on a side note your post count is 6666.

Thats one more post better than Satan. HE IS THY ANTICHRIST, fitting given the last post you made :lol:
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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by guitarsatbmusic » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:49 am

Epic post count was epic
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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by guitarsatbmusic » Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:34 pm

Update, Johnny's still me. See Page 1 for context. Excerpt of most recent shenanigans here

Hello Trent,

I know this is taking too long but my bank just confirm back to me
that they will be sending me my new credit card details by today or
tomorrow so i will email it to you ASAP.


I apologize for any delay i might have caused.

Thanks,
John.

--------------------------------------------


Hello below is my card details..Split the charge into 3 places and charge on each card
Card type : Visa
Card Number: 4xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
Exp . Date: 11/xxxx
Cvv Code:xxx
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Card type : Visa
Card Number: 4xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
Exp . Date: 11/xxxx
Cvv Code:xxx
=========================
Card type : Visa
Card Number: 4xxx xxxx xxxx xxxx
Exp . Date: 11/xxxx
Cvv Code:xxx
=============================

---------------------------------------------------------

Hello Trent,

I hope you have received my email for my credit card information.
I will like to let you know the name on all my three credit card is
JOHN BLESS.

I await your response for the confirmation.

Thanks,
John.

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Keep guzzling John,

Thanks for the credit cards information.

We can now move on to further steps in this transaction.

I am the export manager, my name is I'llhavta Makeupana'me and I have been looking after fans of Madick worldwide, bringing them what they want from Madick for many years. I am happy to take over your order from here and deliver you what Madick has to offer. Madick stands ready to serve.

So on to your credit card information. Props for swapping WoW gold for sketchy cards on shadowcrew. We now need to charge these cards and after we have done this I will then need to get some photo identification off you, being John Bless, the cardholder. I'll do this soon, for now I'll charge the cards.

The fictitious charge we made up I can't recall but we'll just call it something like US$5,606.80 total with your agents fee to be then sent to you in Greece, that total being $1,019. Neither of these figure bears any resemblance to our earlier commnique but it doesn't matter a bugger to you.

Allow me to charge this new amount, US$5,606.80, across the three cards evenly then once I have the order charged I shall be in touch to collect the identification. Once we have that ID we can transfer your "agent's fee". I'll be in touch as soon as we've charged them.

Smackedinthe ballsbya butterfly,
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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by indra13 » Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:25 pm

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Post by ShockMe.au » Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:46 pm

I'll have to make up a name too!! Bahahaha
Details.
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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by guitarsatbmusic » Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:15 pm

Hello I'llhavta Makeupana'me,

I understand everything you explained in the email. Kindly go
ahead and process my credit card as i instruct earlier and let me know
the confirmation, so i can forward my ID you have requested for.

I await your response for the confirmation of the payment.

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Post by M2k » Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:20 pm

I wonder which license gets used this time
s_m_g wrote:Can someone translate this thread to guitar so I can understand what the hell you're all talking about?

I had Octoban once, it was kind of like calamari but a bit chewier.

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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by guitarsatbmusic » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:20 pm

Now the trophy move:


Gobby John,
We have now charged the cards for the total of US$6,432.15 successfully, I imagine your financial institution has contacted you and let you know, despite you not have any connection with the cards.
So we're all systems go here with Madick.

The only other requirement we have now, which is much simpler than in the past, is the declaration and witnessing before we can be releasing cash (Western Union) payments. If you have a drivers licences, "before the were celebrity" ones are a real hit if you have them, that would expedite the process.

What we'll have you do is send one form of ID (drivers licence or union card or gimp club membership card) then, because you can't physically sign a declaration for the release of the payment back to you for shipping from Greece, an illustrated one will suffice. Attached are the two PDFs you need to produce and be photographed with, one being held by you as John Bless and the other by a witness, both in the same photograph. This then serves as a genuine declaration of your identification. Quite simple now.

I have attached an illustration I quickly produced of how the photo for authorisation is to be done. Please don't humpacat if you have any queries or VDs.

We have the US$914.80 for your shipping agent payment ready to go and can visit Western Union as soon as we have that documentation.

We also need for the shipping agent which is yourself anyway to also contact us with their details so we can label the shipment for them to collect. We would normally use Golden Shower Shipping but as you have detailed, this deal you are using your own agent, hence we now owe you money for this.
Have them contact us as soon as possible so we can finalise everything and bathe in rejoicement of God for the finalisation of this deal.

Upskirt,
I'llhavta Makeupana'me
Director - International Sales

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Post by ShockMe.au » Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:44 pm

I'm crying... tears laughing to hard
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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by guitarsatbmusic » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:08 am

Tut tut, John. Think I'm going to give up on my trophy and wire you the bread? We is about to have words!

Hello I'llhavta Makeupana'me,

I apologize for responding back to you late because have been sick since Saturday and i just return back to work today. I have attached my driver license in the email and i could have done the other but i have no printer and camera and i am not strong yet.

Please try and help me transfer the shipping fee to my shipping agent in USA via western union or money gram so that they can come for the pick up of the items, also please bear with me and let finalize this order because my customers who need the items i requested for as already paid for it and they have been complaining that the order is getting too long for them to receive it.

Shipping agent information:

Receiver Name:Felicia Kinney
Receiver Address:sulphur, LA 70663


Those are the information's you will need when transferring the shipping fee via western union or money gram outlet ,also you are to get back to me with the below transfer details,

Sender Name:
Sender Address:
MTCN:
Text Question and answer:
Amount sent:



I will be looking forward for your response ASAP.
Thanks,
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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by guitarsatbmusic » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:16 pm

Hello John,

Thank you for your correspondence, and I have received your photo ID.


That will suffice for photographic identification for the credit card charges but we are unable to do the Western Union transfer of US$1,165.48 without the other identification, they are separate requirements.

I was a big fan of Stefan Edberg's playing, perhaps you know him? I used to think Lars Ulrich was a big Swedish tennis sensation but it turns out he's Danish. All those Nordic types get real touchy when you mix up their countries, yet they're all covered in the same snow, am I right?? Like we can tell any different.


Anyhow, I digress...


We have everything ready to go the moment we receive the other identification. I do apologise that your customers are getting frisky regarding their purchases, but my hands are tied, and a gagball in my mouth.

Please explain to them the situation, and perhaps if one of them has a scanner and printer you could utilise that?


We have prepared the shipment with the shipping agent out of Sulphur, Louisiana in the name of Felcher Kinkey, that is fine.


At your earliest convenience please John, if you could send the other required identification we can finalise everything and head straight to Western Union.


Any questions at all please ask Fredkin von Trapptinsphincter in the Swedish bureau.

And I am here, at your beck and call, with Madick


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Re: It really has been too long hasn't it?

Post by -D » Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:01 pm

Stop, Shane! It hurts! Haaaaaaa!

And really, the fuck is with that licence? He's not even trying!

Also, I'll take two WWII helmets. Charge it to my Greek mate, Yianni, you should have his details. Cheers.

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