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the return of shamalamadingdong

Post by noob_pwn » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:58 am

saw this today on another forum.
It appears our good friend eric has poked his head up
Post by an aussie luthier - Searls guitars
Searls Guitars:

Dude - just quit now so you can save some face. End of discussion.

Vampiire Guitars:

haha save face lol really im the one with international clientes and u none right now and im suppossed to think u know more thn me..haha see u are another who is to chicken shit to a show down your guitar against mine..if u so confident youd do it..but like everyone else u chicken out

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Lets move this conversation to a public forum - I believe you're are a member here: Shamalama Ding Dong/Vampiire Guitars


UPDATE:

Vampiire Guitars

i dont need to go to a forum because , well most dont really know anything about guitars and u,,,u are a craftsman but when it comes to actually designing your own shape..dont think u have the ability to do tht and all u do is the same as everyone else out there today..


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I thought you would have picked up already that I no longer want to converse with you Sir. In response to no-one wanting to "show down" with you, have you considered that simply no-one wants ANYTHING to do with you being more the cause. I've seen your work. If you sold that guitar to a customer and I cut it up for firewood - then I dont feel I need to see any more. Enough said. Goodbye (forever please)

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Re: the return of shamalamadingdong

Post by ShockMe.au » Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:09 pm

Bahaha still challenging people with his firewood!!
More hide that a rhino!
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Post by M2k » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:02 pm

I'm friends with him on the book of face. Seems to be ranting about Cunts still
s_m_g wrote:Can someone translate this thread to guitar so I can understand what the hell you're all talking about?

I had Octoban once, it was kind of like calamari but a bit chewier.

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Post by M2k » Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:05 pm

Just read that sevenstring post, I remember seeing his guitar being used by Metallica, they left it on the pyro and burnt it
s_m_g wrote:Can someone translate this thread to guitar so I can understand what the hell you're all talking about?

I had Octoban once, it was kind of like calamari but a bit chewier.

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Post by ShockMe.au » Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:49 pm

ROFL
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Post by noob_pwn » Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:01 am

I might try and ask James about it at SW
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Post by ShockMe.au » Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:15 pm

Hahahaha yeah - onya!!
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Re: the return of shamalamadingdong

Post by progmetaldan » Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:37 pm

In his defense, Shamalama Ding Dong has served to bring guitar communities from all over the world together to unite together against shonky guitar building and to share in the never ending amusement that his extensive vocabulary, unrivaled wit, creative use of grammar and unshakeable confidence.
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Post by OMEN351 » Sat Apr 26, 2014 5:07 pm

I recently infiltrated his FB page and started trolling him for fun. As everyone knows this guy is fucked. He tells me he made the bass guitar that was used to record the GNR album Appetite for destruction.

And he tells everyone that he challenged ESP to a battle. And that both guitars were equal in rhythm playing but his guitar killed the custom shop ESP in lead playing. But ESP won't release the tapes that prove it. According to him.

I'm sure Shane can elaborate on the legendary tale of Shamalama Ding Dong vs ESP.

If anyone knows the where abouts of these tapes please post them on the FB page avoid eric Shamalama Ding Dong. A page which he constantly argues with people on. And tells them about the tape ESP won't release because he won.



Here is some of his photos. It's impossible not to laugh

ImageThis is his testing room. Pretty fucking filthy house I must say.

ImageTesting room again. He says don't be fooled there's well over 2500 watts worth of speakers in those cabs. :-)

ImageNow this is the guitar he claims he made for Pete Wells from Rose Tattoo. And that Pete Wells and the other band members all use his guitars.

ImageThis is his proof that Rose Tattoo play his guiatrs.

ImageThis guitar he claims he made for Lita Ford. And that it's her number one guitar.

ImageI dunno who this guy is but he actually plays that Shamalama Ding Dong guitar. He can afford a Soldano SLO100 but plays that. WTF

Image

ImageHow much do you love that inlay?

Image This is a custom shop he says he made for one of his top customers. I'm sure ESP will have a hard time trying to rival the finnish on that one. Ahahaha.

ImageAs suspected his girlfriend is a dog!!!


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I dunno if anyone here as ever seen a very sick twisted Australian film called Bad boy Bubby. But I tell you this Shamalama Ding Dong guy looks just like Bubby.

Thanks for reading I got plenty more where that came from. :-D

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Post by ShockMe.au » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:09 pm

Everything he does is gold. Gold, like you couldn't make this shit up! Ahh Shamalama Ding Dong your customs are ....... :lol:
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Post by indra13 » Mon Apr 28, 2014 1:54 pm

I'm still waiting for his vampire erotica to be released on paperback.
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Post by manta » Mon Apr 28, 2014 6:39 pm

Thanks guys. Too long since l had a good belly laugh.
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Post by ShockMe.au » Mon Apr 28, 2014 9:22 pm

:-)
Yep that's the one constant!
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Post by OMEN351 » Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:13 pm

He's got too much BRIAN power.
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Post by ShockMe.au » Tue Apr 29, 2014 5:04 pm

Omg.
That actually looks worse than his err guitars!!!
"Awesome Tattoist" -Was he drunk???
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