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Post by guitarsatbmusic » Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:52 am

Just cleaning up around the place but had to keep this one so had to create a new post for it. Just let it sit for old time' sake :)

Originally sent to bmusic address and pursued from an anonymous Hotmail. Yeah, bmusic is the place that sells caskets. This shit for brains can't even work out what he's scamming and where from. Take the e-mail and do with it what you will people 8-)

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From: Philip craig [mailto:worldoutreach@ymail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, 11 February 2009 9:35 PM
To: sales@bmusic.com.au
Subject: urgent order

Hello customer,
I am in the person of Mr Craig and i will like to make an order for 15 caskets for the burial of African families who are reported dead in the Melbourne's brushfire.I will like to make the order for 5 small size ,6medium size and 4 larges size and also i will like all the caskets with 4 handles,painted and and lined so i will like you to mail with the total cost with gst and form of payment you accept so that we can arrange for the pick and delivery to Ghana.thank you
Regards
Craig

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On Wed, 2/11/09, X <xxxx> wrote:

From: X <xxxx>
Subject:
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com
Date: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 11:16 AM


Hi,
Thanks for your enquiry.
Caskets are $850 each. Payment methods include direct deposit and cheque.
Kind regards,
Paul - Sales

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Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2009 10:57:13 -0800
From: worldoutreach@ymail.com
Subject: Re:
To: xxxx


Paul thank you for the reply.At this very moment i am in the united states taking some banners for the funeral preparations of the families so i was think if it will be alright by you if i make the payment via my master cards.thank you

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--- On Wed, 2/11/09, X<xxxx> wrote:

From: X <xxxxxx>
Subject: RE:
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com
Date: Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 10:56 PM


And where are these caskets to be sent? Payment is via direct deposit and cheque or money order.
Are the funerals to take place in the USA or Australia?
Regards,
Paul

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Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:27:49 -0800
From: worldoutreach@ymail.com
Subject: RE:
To: xxxxxxx

THEIR BODIES ARE TO BE SENT TO THEIR FAMILIES IN GHANA SO THAT IS WHERE THE CASKETS WILL BE DELIVERED TO AND THAT THIS MOMENT I AM NOT IN AUSTRALIA THAT IS WHY I CANT MAKE THAT PAYMENT WITH OPTIONS CAUSE I ONLY HAVE MY CARDS FOR CHARGES SO IF YOU CAN TAKE THEM THEN WE CAN ARRANGE FOR PICK UP TO GHANA RIGHT AWAY .THANK YOU

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--- On Fri, 2/13/09, xx <xxxx> wrote:

From: xx <xxxx>
Subject: RE:
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com
Date: Friday, February 13, 2009, 12:58 AM


Who will be your pickup contact here in Australia? And which mortuary are the bodies currently housed at?
How many Africans lost their lives in the bushfires?
Regards,
Paul - Sales

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Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:00:54 -0800
From: worldoutreach@ymail.com
Subject: RE:
To: xxxx

ACTUALLY AT THE MOMENT 15 GHANAINAS ARE REPOTED DEAD AND THE CASKETS WILL BE PICKED UP TO GHANA BY A FREIGHTS COMPANY FROM THERE CAUSE WE HAVE ALREADY CONTACED THE FAMILIES THERE.THE BODIES HAVE BEEN SENT TO AFRICAN SO WANT TO DELIVER THE CASKETS SO THAT THE BURIAL CAN TAKE PLACE FOR THEM.SO WHE I GET THE TOTAL WITH GST THEN I WILL INTRODUCE THE FREIGHTS COMPANY TO YOU SO THAT YOU CAN ARRANGE FOR PICK UP.THANK YOU

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--- On Fri, 2/13/09, xx <xxxx> wrote:

From: xx <xxxx>
Subject: RE:
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com
Date: Friday, February 13, 2009, 2:10 PM

Have the bodies already left Australia? We can freight them with the caskets for you to save on freight

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From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Saturday, 14 February 2009 4:39:57 AM
To: xx (xxxx)

YES THE BODIES HAVE ALREADY LEFT FOR GHANA SO IT NOW ITS LEFT WITH THE CASKETS FOR BURIAL.SO GET IN TOUCH WITH THE FREIGHTS COMPANY FORM GHANA CAUSE SINCE THE DELIVERY LOCATION IS FROM THERE WE WANT A FREIGHTS FROM THERE TO DO THE PICK UP AND DELIVERY.SO CONTACT THEM AND GET ME THE TOTAL CHARGES.THANK YOU I WILL AWAIT YOUR MAIL.

Name : MCD Trading And Shipping Company Limited
Contact Name : Mr Daniel McKorley
Contact Email address mcdan_shipping@ymail.com/mcdan.shipping.com@gmail.com
website:http://mcdanshipping.com/
And the information that the shipping company will request in order to provide you with the shipping charges is

1. The full pick up location Address
2. The size and Quantity of the caskets to be picked up and shipped
3.The shipping address

And the address where the caskets will be shipped is below

Mr Steve Anim
Birth and death registry
52 kanda Street
Ghana Accra 00233

And so i will like you to contact the shipping company as soon as you can and send me an email response back with the total cost for the caskets plus shipping charges so that i can make full payment

Best Regards
Philip


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Not sure what's with the caps all of a sudden, and gone with blue font now! :P

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My reply, it's getting cerebral (well, not if you speak English as a first language :P )

From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Saturday, 14 February 2009 9:47:04 AM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

Hi,
I have a freight quote of $3,150 sea freight, cost of caskets is $12,750.00. They will take about six weeks to arrive in Ghana and will be traveling by Coksmoke Freight Lines. It will take us four weeks to prepare the caskets, total to delivery ten weeks. Deposit is required to start the building and we can prepay the freight now according to McDan, you fukknuckle. Do you want to pay us the total amount and we forward the payment of freight to the shipping company or will you pay the shipping company?
Rotinh3ll,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick

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Oh dear, now we've progressed to a "new guy" e-mailing from the "shipping company". Not a lot of sense in it but I'll enjoy writing back

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From: daniel McKorley (mcdan_shipping@ymail.com)
Sent: Monday, 16 February 2009 12:03:36 AM
To: xxxx

Dear customer,
I will like us to proceed with the order via this payment method for the pick up and delivery and also this mail will therefore be responsible for the handling of this order so any mail should be sent via this address since we have alot of pick ups we have a arranged our sales representatives to handle each customer any inconvenience is deeply regretted.
All payment should be sent via the western union to the head office manager in the delivery location and below is the address
and and payment information.
Send payment via Western Union Money Transfer to our sales representative at that location to the address

Name : MR RICHARD FRIMPONG BOAKYE
Address : 159 RING ROAD CENTRAL
Zipcode : 00233
City : ACCRA
Country : GHANA

You need to go to the western union with the cash of the shipping funds and the address above specified to send payment through
Before we come and pick it up u have to email us with the Western Union Money Transfer reciept information which shows

1.Senders full name

2, MTCN control number 10 digits

3, Secret Question and Answer.

All the above informations are on the receipt and the question and answer will come from you which can be any question and answer as you choose. As soon as we receive payment we will mail you with the shipment tracking number and the time for the pick up and shipment and before we can provide that we need to get a payment confirmation details requested above.Our company policy is that we take payment from where we will be picking up locations .Please don't hesitate to get back to us if you need any other
inquiry.Thanks.
Regards
mcdan

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Aaaand the reply:
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RE: FROM MCDAN‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Monday, 16 February 2009 10:43:11 PM
To: mcdan_shipping@ymail.com

Hello,
I'm sorry, I don't quite understand the instruction. What amount should I youreaknobcake pay via Western Union and to which asshat am I to pay it, Richard Frumpy Boyakasha, 159 Ringhole Road Central of Assra?
Are we supposed to take delivery of the Ghanians and deliver them with the caskets? We have begun preparations of the stock for you, or should I say Philip, the esteemed piece of sphincter that made first contact for the order.
If indeed you lost 15 brothers to the fires it's terrible, isn't it terrible what scumfucks the lord placed on this earth to pull stunts like this? By this I mean this, this what's happening herein.
Anyway, if you could have one of the Reverends who normally contacts us for these sorts of imbecilic attempts at separating the unsuspecting and their money get in touch with us to bless the transaction and allowing me to take the mickey out of another gaylord non de plume please do so, it would be much appreciated.
Sincerely youre a knobjockey,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick

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3 minutes apart two e-mails, one from "McDan", the other from good ol' Phil
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RE: FROM MCDAN‏
From: daniel McKorley (mcdan_shipping@ymail.com)
Sent: Monday, 16 February 2009 11:06:00 PM
To: xx (xxxx)


Dear customer
The $3,150 sea freight as the freights cost should be sent to the below infor when payment is to you by the odering customer so that we can arrange a pick up date for the caskets and i am not sure the caskets are with the dead bodies cause if they were the ordering customer would have stated it so plesae when the funds are paid to the below info then pick up can be arrange and take the speeling of the names and address well cause they were not that same with this mail so look out for the spelling well and have a nice day
Send payment via Western Union Money Transfer to our sales representative at that location to the address

Name : MR RICHARD FRIMPONG BOAKYE
Address : 159 RING ROAD CENTRAL
Zipcode : 00233
City : ACCRA
Country : GHANA

You need to go to the western union with the cash of the shipping funds and the address above specified to send payment through
Before we come and pick it up u have to email us with the Western Union Money Transfer reciept information which shows

1.Senders full name

2, MTCN control number 10 digits

3, Secret Question and Answer.

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RE: ‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Monday, 16 February 2009 11:10:58 PM
To: xx (xxxx)

OK SINCE I KNOW HAVE ALL THE TOTAL COST FOR THE PRODUCT AND THE FREIGHTS I THINK I WILL ARRANGE FOR PAYMENT RIGHT AWAY AND ALSO I THINK THE FREIGHTS COMPANY HAVE SHOWN YOU HOW TO MAKE APYMENT TO THEM.SO WHEN PAYMENT IS MADE I WANT YOU TO PROCEED WITH THE FORWARDING OF THE FREIGHTS FUNDS TO THEM SO THAT YOU CAN ARRANGE FOR PICK UP.THANK YOU
I WILL MAKE PAYMENT RIGHT AWAY
REGARDS
PHILIP

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Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:27:51 -0800
From: mcdan_shipping@ymail.com
Subject: RE: FROM MCDAN
To: xxxx

DEAR CUSTOMER,
I WILL LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT IF THERE IS ANY PROBLEM DON'T HESITATE TO CONTACT ME .THANK YOU
REGARDS
MCDAN (RICHARD)

_mcdan.shipping.com@gmail.com

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RE: FROM MCDAN‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Thursday, 19 February 2009 6:21:18 PM
To: mcdan_shipping@ymail.com

Hi,
Thanks for your e-mail. Success! I have been busily planning a trip to Ghana to escort the caskets. We believe these are some of the finest caskets we've ever produced so, to that end, we thought it best we accompany them to their final destination and put the Ghanians to rest with our wishes also. To that end I have hastily organised a motley crew of jaded, stateless militia with some of the most formidable thousand yard stares ever witnessed. Through my contacts we've been able to assemble this veritable machine of malice and malintent to accompany us along with the caskets to Ghana. Fortunately we will each be able to travel via charter with the caskets and our arms so we won't be requiring the services of the freight company. We shall meet Philclit, the man who made first contact, when we arrive in Ghana with the caskets and dirty dozen in about one week's time. We very much look forward to meeting with him and perhaps you also would like to come along for the festivites.
Regards,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick

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(Also sent to "Philip")

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RE:
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Thursday, 19 February 2009 6:21:18 PM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

Hi Philclit,
Thanks for your e-mail. Success! I have been busily planning a trip to Ghana to escort the caskets. We believe these are some of the finest caskets we've ever produced so, to that end, we thought it best we accompany them to their final destination and put the Ghanians to rest with our wishes also. To that end I have hastily organised a motley crew of jaded, stateless militia with some of the most formidable thousand yard stares ever witnessed. Through my contacts we've been able to assemble this veritable machine of malice and malintent to accompany us along with the caskets to Ghana. Fortunately we will each be able to travel via charter with the caskets and our arms so we won't be requiring the services of the freight company. We shall meet you when we arrive in Ghana with the caskets and dirty dozen in about one week's time. We very much look forward to meeting with you and have invited McDan to come along for the festivites.
Regards,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick

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And the replies
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RE: ‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Friday, 20 February 2009 8:51:13 PM
To: xx (xxxx)

THANK YOU FOR THAT COMPANY BUT THE FREIGHTS COMPANY HAS TO PICK THEM UP OR ELSE I WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN SO JUST LIKE YOU SAID THE FREIGHTS COST WAS I HAVE JUST GOTTEN APPROVAL TO MAKE APYMENT SO YOU CAN ESCORT THE CASKETS WHEN THE FREIGHTS COMPANY COME OVER TO DO THE PICK UP FROM YOUR LOCATION SO I WILL MAKE A DEPOSITE PAYMENT FOR THE CASKETS AND FULL PAYMENT FOR THE FREIGHTS SO THAT WHEN PRODUCTION IS DONE I WILL MAKE THE REST PAYMENT FOR PICK UP.THANK YOU
REGARDS
PHILIP

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Fuckwit "Philip" didn't turn his caps locks off in between mailing me from his two names :lol:
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RE: FROM MCDAN‏
From: daniel McKorley (mcdan_shipping@ymail.com)
Sent: Friday, 20 February 2009 9:02:48 PM
To: xx (xxxx)

SIR ACTUALLY I DONT GET YOU CAUSE YOU CONTACTED US ON BEHALF OF ONE MR PHILIP TO MAKE A PICK UP OF SOME CASKETS FOR HIM.WHICH WE HAVE PUT ON OUR PICK UP LIST SOME WHERE NEXT WEEK CAUSE HE CALLED US AND SAID THE BURIAL IS SOME WHERE MARCH SO WE ARE ALSO READY TO COME OVER FOR PICK UP BUT JUST WAITING FOR PAYMENT AND PICK UP DATE FROM YOU SO MR PAUL YOU CAN ESCORT THE CASKETS WITH US WHEN PICK UP IS BEING DONE CAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW MR PHILIP WILL FEEL WHEN HE CALLS AND I TELL HIM THIS SO I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO ESCORT IT CAUSE YOU SAID YOU HAVE MADE THE FINEST CASKET SO WHEN PICK IS DUE YOU CAN COME OVER WITH US TO GHANA FOR THE BURIAL.THANK YOU
REGARDS
MCDAN
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First replying to "Philip"
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RE: ‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Saturday, 21 February 2009 1:19:10 AM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

Huzzah Philip,
I just noticed you have the same name as my brother, Phil, we are the Madick Brothers, Paul and Phil Madick.
Anyway, to this sale. I will speak with McDan, perhaps you can milk his prostate and I will speak to him about this shipping situation.
On our business, we require part payment on the caskets now, how would you like to pay?
I will speak to you once I've spoken with McDonald.
Kind regards,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick

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And the reply to "McDan"
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RE: FROM MCDAN‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Saturday, 21 February 2009 10:33:51 AM
To: mcdan_shipping@ymail.com; worldoutreach@ymail.com

Hi McDonald,
I have spoken to Philclit and started to sort this out. I am sending him a copy of this mail also then he can be kept abreast, or abosom, of the situation and you, and the pillowbiter are one and the same any rate. He should be organising payment soon and I can do the same for you. We should be able to close the deal via my sending the same communique to both of you. If indeed you're not the one Philclit previously mentioned or indicated, aforesaid, then you can continue to num num and swallow.
So we are to pay McDonald shipping via sketchy Credit Card or Western Union Money Order, and the total again? And Philclit, you can pay us by similarly ill-gotten payment method? The Kiss caskets will be finished after this weekend and then packed for shipping with some golden shower stuff you may get a kick out of, along with some bizarre Japanese stuff that really does push the envelope in terms of what a sheila's body can tolerate, I mean, man, some of the stuff going on there is, to put it simply, subhuman!
So I have quite the conundrum with this vagabond crew of dastardly dealers in the end of mortality that I had amassed. Some of them will be disappointed not to be seeing out the mission so I may have to re-deploy them. I will think of something for them to do whilst they enjoy their time in Ghana. I think they are also planning to visit some wonderful Reverends in Nigeria while they're there dishing out high speed lead and copper, should be fun times.
Felching,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick
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"Dan" ignores everything I say :lol:
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RE: FROM MCDAN‏
From: daniel McKorley (mcdan_shipping@ymail.com)
Sent: Monday, 23 February 2009 2:20:41 AM
To: xx (xxxx)

DEAR SIR LIKE I SAID EARLIER WE WILL TAKE PAYMENT VIA WESTERN UNION ,SO WHEN Mr PHILIP MAKES PAYMENT TO YOU I WILL LIKE YOU TO ALSO MAKE PAYMENT TO US WITH OUR FUNDS TO THIS ADDRESS


Name : MR RICHARD FRIMPONG BOAKYE
Address : 159 RING ROAD CENTRAL
Zipcode : 00233
City : ACCRA
Country : GHANA

You need to go to the western union with the cash of the shipping funds and the address above specified to send payment through
Before we come and pick it up u have to email us with the Western Union Money Transfer reciept information which shows

1.Senders full name

2, MTCN control number 10 digits

3, Secret Question and Answer.

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RE: FROM MCDAN‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Monday, 23 February 2009 1:48:53 PM
To: mcdan_shipping@ymail.com

OK, OK, it is not necessary to scream the instructions at me, a little less Capslock can go a long way. I will await Philclit's payment and then proceed to Western Onion, why we'd make payment at a steakhouse I don't know, but whatever floats the boat of the Ghanians I guess. You'll need to tell yourself to e-mail me back as Philclit with the payment details.

Looking forward to disemboweling you,

Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick
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RE: FROM MCDAN‏
From: daniel McKorley (mcdan_shipping@ymail.com)
Sent: Tuesday, 24 February 2009 2:11:25 AM
To: xx (xxxx)

ok sir then i will await for Mr philip to make the payment.thank you and thank you for your understanding .and i hope you still have the the info?if not here is again

Name : MR RICHARD FRIMPONG BOAKYE
Address : 159 RING ROAD CENTRAL
Zip code : 00233
City : ACCRA
Country : GHANA

You need to go to the western union with the cash of the shipping funds and the address above specified to send payment through
Before we come and pick it up u have to email us with the Western Union Money Transfer receipt information which shows

1.Senders full name

2, MTCN control number 10 digits

3, Secret Question and Answer.
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Now the reply to Philip, I'm going in for the trophy now. I thought I would have lost them long ago, so may as well continue to see how far this dickwad will go.
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RE: ‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:51:08 AM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

Goatse Philclit,
The Kiss caskets are now all ready, they look wonderful and the EMGs I had our technicians install with 18V mod look tremendous and don't sound compressed at all like people say. There are also a set of Ruby EL34s and EHX AX7s because everyone knows solid state brings increased sadness.
We are ready to receive payment and require just a couple of simple things for identification. A photograph or scan of a drivers licence or other ID is required and an accompanying photograph of the identification holder, any patsy you can rustle up will do. The photograph needs to be of the ID holder and taken at the time of the transaction. The way one can have proof of ID at the time of the transaction is to have the ID holder's photograph taken whilst holding a piece of paper with our authorisation code for this transaction on it. The ID holder need not be the same person as the credit card is made out to, that doesn't matter, as long as we have someone's ID the bank will be happy. If it's not the same as the one on the card don't worry. The piece of paper held in the photograph needs to read:
Authorisation code:

ESPFORUM + FANTAPANTS=LULZ

If you need you can write the code over two or three lines on the paper.
ESPFORUM+
FANTAPANTS
=LULZ

Something like that. As soon as we have the credit card information, photo ID scan or picture, and picture of the ID holder holding the authorisation code on paper, we can process the final payment and pay McDonald the money for the shipping with Western Onion

Looking forward to a bang tango reunion tour,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick
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We're still in the game :)
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DEPOSITE PAYMENT FOR MERCHANDISE‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Friday, 27 February 2009 7:06:56 AM
To: xx (xxxx)

Thank you for the time with this order i think i have the total cost for both frights and products total as $15,900.00 so i have gotten the details for the donners who will pay the cost so i will like you to put a charge of $1700.00 on each card which will sum up to $6800.00 and also an additional $300 as western union fee since the freights company will take their fund via western union which will make the total charges to put through be $7100.00 so go ahead and put the charges through and mail me back with the approval codes and the remaining balance so that we can proceed. .thank you

THE CARDS INFO
Card Type : Master Card
Name On Card : xxxx
Card # : xxxxxxxx
Card Expiration : xxxx
Cvv : xxx

Card Type : Master Card
Name On Card : xxxx
Card # : xxxxxxxx
Card Expiration : xxxx
Cvv : xxx

Card Type : Master Card
Name On Card : philip craig (like he's using some of his money too, what a guy! )
Card # : xxxxxxxx
Card Expiration : xxxx
Cvv : xxx

Card Type : Master Card
Name On Card : xxxx
Card # : xxxxxxxx
Card Expiration : xxxx
Cvv : xxx


So paul go ahead and put the charges through as instructed and mail me back with the balance.Thank you
Regards
Philip craig

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The reply:
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RE: DEPOSITE PAYMENT FOR MERCHANDISE‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Friday, 27 February 2009 3:25:34 PM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

Busty wench Philclit,

Thank you for that credit card information, we will charge them as the deposit as soon as we have the photo ID recording this transaction from you as detailed in the last e-mail, and as soon as we have charged the deposits we will pay McFly the shipping monies via Western Onion.

The balance after these deposits are charged will be $4,950. We will be paying McFly $3,850, you will have paid $7,100 of the $12,050 for the Kiss Caskets plus $300 Western Onion charge, expensive char grill but what are you gonna do.

If you can provide the details below from at least ONE of the cardholders:

A photograph or scan of a drivers licence or other ID is required and an accompanying photograph of the identification holder, any patsy you can rustle up will do. The photograph needs to be of the ID holder and taken at the time of the transaction. The way one can have proof of ID at the time of the transaction is to have the ID holder's photograph taken whilst holding a piece of paper with our authorisation code for this transaction on it. The ID holder need not be the same person as the credit card is made out to, that doesn't matter, as long as we have someone's ID the bank will be happy. If it's not the same as the one on the card don't worry. The piece of paper held in the photograph needs to read:
Authorisation code:

ESPFORUM + FANTAPANTS=LULZ

If you need you can write the code over two or three lines on the paper.
ESPFORUM+
FANTAPANTS
=LULZ

Something like that. As soon as we have the picture of the ID holder holding the authorisation code on paper, we can process the final payment and pay McDonald the money for the shipping with Western Onion



If you have any questions at all please don't hesitate to felatiate an axolotl,

Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick
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Well, Philip came through with some of it :lol:
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ANOTHER DEPOSITE PAYMENT‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Friday, 27 February 2009 8:09:26 PM
To: xx (xxxx)
2 attachments

OK I HAVE ATTACHED A DRIVERS LICENCE OF RITA MARY DONALDSON THE ONE OF THE DONNERS AND ALSO I HAVE ALSO RECEIVED HER CARD IN SO I WILL LIKE YOU TO ALSO INCLUDE HER AMOUNT TO THE AMOUNT TO BE PAID AS DEPOSITE AND I HAVE ALSO ATTACHED A PICTURE OF THE TEAM AND THOSE IN RED ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE THEIR CARDS BY YOU READY TO BE CHARGED.THANK YOU
Card Type : Master Card
Name On Card : xxxx
Card # : xxxx
Card Expiration : xxxx
Cvv : xxx

RUN THE SAME AMOUNT AS THE OTHER CARDS AND MAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS POSSILBE AND FOR THE PICTURE YOU ASKED I AM SORRY THE DONNERS ARE VERY BUSY ATTENTIND TO MEETING THAT IS WHY I CANT PROVIED YOU WITH THAT PICTURE BUT IF YOU GET ME YOUR CONTACT I WILL CALL AS TIME GOES ON AND CHECK ON YOU .THANK YOU

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These are the photos the numbnuts attached. One being a Victoria, Australia probationary drivers licence that expired in 1998 of none other than Mary Donaldson, now Princess Mary of Denmark! The other pic is fuck knows what :lol: He's circled the "donners", that being "donors"
Image
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And the reply:
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RE: ANOTHER DEPOSITE PAYMENT‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Friday, 27 February 2009 11:57:36 PM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com
1 attachment

Twogirlzonecup Philclit,
Thank you for those attachments, they will be almost enough. Now that we have those we don't need anyone specific to be in the photograph with the authorisation code, we can now just have anyone hold the authorisation code sign, now anyone can do it on behalf of the donners (I preferred the donnas, but what can you do when it comes to girl groups). I have attached the Word document format to make it easier, simply print it out and have whoever will represent the donners hold it for the photograph. It is essential for our merchant obligations to have this last piece of authorisation identification from an authorised representative of the donners.
As soon as we have that the loverocks of McFly can be num nummed and payment made for the Western Union part for freight. I'm sorry these delays have occurred but it is essential, and it will only take a few days for the Kiss caskets to arrive, guess the corpses are getting pretty much on the tang by now, so we'd like to expedite the shipment and we'll pay McFly any extra it costs to expedite it. I shall discuss this with him and see if he thinks death magnetic was mastered atrociously.
I shall write to him in a moment and if we have the authorisation we'll be able to have this gag reflex issue McFly tells me he has been having with you and his exploits all sorted out by the end of the weekend, then we can ship next week.

Believing you lay with your transgender cousins,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick
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And of course, a screen shot of the doc I sent him to print :)
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Cop what this idiot sends me :lol:
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RE: TIME DUE IS SPENT SOO PLEASE RUN AND MAKE PAYMENT!!‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Monday, 2 March 2009 10:56:26 PM
To: xx (xxxx)
1 attachment

MR PAUL I GOT ONE OF THE DONNERS TO MAKE OUT THE PICTURE SO THIS IS IT AND I HOPE YOU WILL BE OM WITH IT AND ALSO SINCE THIS IS DONE I WILL LIKE YOU TO PROCEED WITH THE CHARGES AND THE FREIGHTS FUNDS SO THAT THE CASKETS CAN BE PICKED UP CAUSE THE TIME DUE IS FAR SPENT 6TH MARCH IS A HOLIDAY AND IT MUST BE HERE BEFORE 6TH MARCH CAUSE A SPEECH WILL BE READ IN ACCORDANCE TO THE VICTIMS SO PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST TO MAKE THIS OWRK OUT FOR ME THANK YOU I HOPE YOU COME OVER WITH THE FREIGHTS COMPANY LIKE YOU SAID AND I WILL BE PLESAED TO SHOW YOU AROUND AND WELCOME YOUR VISIT.THANK YOU
REGARDS
PHILIP

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RE: TIME DUE IS SPENT SOO PLEASE RUN AND MAKE PAYMENT!!‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:17:58 AM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

O rly Philclit,

Please, I was hoping to finalise this transaction and get these bloody caskets out of my warehouse today and you can't send me the authorisation codes with ID correctly! That is an edited photo, I need the document JUST as it was e-mailed to you, I'm so disheartened by this, are you trying to joke me and my company? We have built these Kiss caskets in good faith and am to be not taken seriously so as we might be able to charge these caskets and get them to the porr, grieving people of Ghana. If they don't get there by the the 6th it is not the fault of Paul and Phil Madick, it is that no correct authorisation image has been supplied so we can charge. I am flabbergasted, how can you expect us to believe that is a real photograph? I thought we had developed a good business relationship and I feel now insulted.

I will have to tell McFly that I can not pay him for the pickup, this is outrageous. A Mr Staurt (I would have gone with Stuart, but hey....) has contacted me in the last few days wanting caskets also, I think I may pursue business with him instead, if I can't get this charge organised with the correct authorisation ID I am not going to subject myself to being stuck with Kiss caskets with EMGs and EL34s. Man, McFly is going to be really angry with me too, what sort of gimp shit do you think you'll have to get up to to appease him tonight?

I do hope you can provide me with something more than this joke authorisation and we can finalise this transaction as I'm hoping to travel to Ghana where I can bone your mum.

Please next contact me with the correct authorisation ID, I don't know if it were you or the donner responsible for that edited photo, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and put the blame squarely at the filthy feet of the donner perhaps, that way you have the opportunity to wipe petfood on your old boy and have alsatians attack it and send the correct photo.

Awaiting concise, tangible and responsible fiscal policy in the wake of twelve year stock market lows - discuss,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick

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:lol: He's fretting a little now
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I AM SORRY BUT UNDERSTAND ME !‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March 2009 6:53:59 PM
To: xx (xxxx)

I AM SORRY FOR THAT PAUL BUT I AM IN GHANA AS SPEAK AND ALL THE DONNERS ARE IN AUSTRALIA AND THE STATES THAT WAS WHY I TOOK AN OLD PHOTO OF A DONNER AND EDITED IT FOR I AM SORRY IF YOU ARE ANGRY BY MY ACTION BUT AT THIS MOMENT I CANT THAT TO YOU IF MAY BE WHEN THE FRIGHTS COMPANY COME OVER AND THE THE REMAINING BALANCE FOR THE KISS CASKETS ARE BEEN PAIED THEN I MIGHT HAVE THE DONNERS HERE IN GHANA SO WE WILL SEND YOU THE BALANCE PAYMENT WITH THE AUTHORISATION PLEASE TRY AND UNDERSTAND ME IF I HAD ANYONE HERE TO DO THAT FOR ME I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT AND MAILED IT TO YOU LONG AGO SO PAUL PUT YOUR SELF IN MY SHOES AND HELP ME OUT I WILL GET YOU THE AUTHORISATION CAUSE YOU KNOW IT IS A DEPOSITE PAYMENT I AM MAKING SO WHEN YOU MAKE PAYMENT TO THE FREIGHTS COMPANY I WILL SEND YOU THE PHOTO AUTHORISATION WITH THE BALANCE PAYMENT .OK HOPE TO HEAR GOOD NEWS FROM YOU.................I AM ON MY KNEES I AM BEING QUESTIONED ALOT HERE ABOUT THE DELAY OF THE CASKETS AND I AM SAYING IT IS ON ITS WAY COMING SO PLEASE HELP ME OUT AND I WILL DO WHAT YOU REQUEST AFTER WARDS THANK YOU
REGARDS
PHILIP
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RE: I AM SORRY BUT UNDERSTAND ME !‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Wednesday, 4 March 2009 12:52:15 PM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

Hi Philclit,
Well, this is quite the pickle we're in. I am quite miffed, I really don't know how to react. You know full well I am unable to charge cards without authorisation, I just can not do it. I am SO disappointed, you think you're on your knees. You couldn't begin to imagine if I'm brought to my knees, the reaming I'll be getting from my business partner and brother Phil Madick if I'm stuck with these fucking caskets! He is Phil, I am Paul, we are the Madick brothers, paul and phil, paul and phil, we've always been close, tender, delicate, and warm hands work best. But brotherly love stops short when I commission 15 Kiss caskets to be built with EMGs and EL34s and end up not being paid for them. He wanted to use 6L6s for goodness sake, and I pleaded with him not to as we needed the headroom!
I can not release any money to the freighters until we have the money from charging the credit cards, and I can't charge the credit cards without authorisation, the two are not separable, much like foreign objects like bottles can't be seperated from the orifices they sometimes find themselves inserted into, presenting to the emergency rooms of the world, truly shocking stuff I tell you. McFly would be into it, I'd recommend with him starting with whichever vessel you choose being inserted large end first.
Please, please, I don't want to be stuck with these caskets. Get a camera and get anyone to stand with the sign, I just need someone in the photo so I can try and get the cards charged and McDonald paid, I think he's getting mad at not being able to do the collection, but it is not my fault. I can only tell him the authorisation is not what we need to proceed and have him violate a persimmon.
Hoping your pops gets to witness me sticking it to your old lady,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick
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Have written to "McDan shipping" to explain the delay
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RE: DEAR CUSTOMER‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Thursday, 5 March 2009 12:48:47 AM
To: mcdan_shipping@ymail.com

What smells like tuna McFly,
I've had some discussions with Philclit over that last day or so and we've had some problems with his ability to provide authorisation for the credit cards being used to charge his order. I have been to Western Onion for a steak and chips and organised for the payment for freight, but I haven't been able to allow them to release it until I can charge these cards. Without authorisation this whole transaction looks like it might be eating a whole bag o'dicks but I'm hopeful Philclit will be able to get me at least one authorisation image of some mug.
We have the last card ready to charge from Mary Donaldson and feel inspired that a princess in Denmark is taking such an interest in the burials of these Jane and John Does. After much discussion with my brother, Phil Madick, we have decided the caskets will travel best if we loosen the truss rods and remove the tubes. I don't buy into the loosening of the truss rod or strings convention myself, but my brother Phil Madick is the elder and what he says goes. Kind of like when you were a little bloke and your he-she mum told your she-he pops how it was when they'd be bumping uglies in the fartsack together. The caskets have been packed and crated and measurements for each of the sixteen crates is 2.2m x 0.7m x 0.8m, 205 cubic metres, do you touch yourself to hermaphrodite flicks?
Hoping to have some payment for you Thursday. I am sorry for the delay, but it's out of my hands at the moment, it's now up to Philclit to come through with the authorisation we need.
Enjoy swallowing spunk,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick

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Reply from McFly/McDan/McDonald/Richard. Looks promising for our pic, obviously looking for some shmuck to stand with the sign and trying to find a camera somewhere :D
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OK‏
From: daniel McKorley (mcdan_shipping@ymail.com)
Sent: Thursday, 5 March 2009 6:31:43 PM
To: xx (xxxx)

THANK YOU SIR WE WILL JUST WAIT PATIENTLY.
REGARDS
RICHARD

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This just in. We're still in the game :lol:
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RE: ‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Monday, 9 March 2009 2:56:50 AM
To: xx (xxxx)

i have forwarded your mail to the delivery location so that the picture can be taken and emailed back to me i tol them to take a picyure with the victims local family so we should have that in a few mins time and i am very sorry for the delay.i had to be around on 6th march to clear things up regarding the preparations so i will keep in touch and let you have the picture asap.thank you
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Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you:
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OK, the saga continues. This is the e-mail accompanying the pic:
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Dear paul i have just received the authorization from the kids of the deal Ghanaians so i will like you to take a look those are some of the relatives of the dead Ghanaians which was taking on the night of their biography reading.so i will like you to proceed with the order as we discussed and let me know the outcome i will await your mail.thank you
Regards
Philip

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Followed by:
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Since you have the authorisation i will like to know how you have proceeded with the transaction????
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I replied with (and subsequently fucked up my Paul and Phil Maddick's, but like this clown's gonna realise :P
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RE: ‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Thursday, 12 March 2009 11:39:33 PM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

Thank you for your e-mail Philclit, Phil Maddick is currently out of the office and will return sometime in the next two days. I am Phelch Mianus and will be handling all Phil's duties whilst he recovers in hospital from a prolapsed rectum. I will review this order and let you know what the situation is shortly.
Courtney did it!
Phelch
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RE: ‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Thursday, 12 March 2009 11:45:57 PM
To: xx (xxxx)

Ok then i will await your mail right away.

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Well, after handballing the continuation to Poida, I'm getting some correspondence still, figured I'd keep playing

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Date: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:03:19 -0700
From: worldoutreach@ymail.com
Subject: RE:
To: xxxx

I want you to know that we are making another arrangment for new caskets since it looks to me like you dont want to proceed with the order anymore......

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From: xx <xxx>
Subject: RE:
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com
Date: Friday, March 27, 2009, 1:45 AM


What?!
We have made these caskets and await payment with credit cards that actually work and you are now telling me you're leaving me holding the bag with all these caskets???? I can not beieve this. I am recovering from surgery for a prolapsed rectum and you want to exacerbate my problems by telling me you have had my company make 16 KISS Caskets with EMGs and EL34s for shipping to Ghana, and now you won't pay?
I am appalled, shocked, felatiated, immersed, underneath, bangbus, pyjama.
Please tell me you are not leaving us in the lurch with this?
Doowa ditty,
Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick

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RE: ‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Friday, 27 March 2009 9:24:00 PM
To: xx (xxxx)

I am sorry if my words hurt you but it was long i heard from you so i thought you were not longer going to sell them to me anymore and about the cards the first Donner cards were used for any payment that was why you were not able to run any charges from them so we will get you a new card for the payment asap.i am still interested ok and i will arrange for payment soon and now ........

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Well, it's still going!
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RE: PAYMENT FOR MERCHANDISE‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Monday, 30 March 2009 5:59:36 AM
To: xx (xxxx)

Mr paul i have the grand total as $15,900.00 +$100 as western union fee to be able to forward the freights funds to them since they are taking payment via western union so i have gotten the new details from the Donner for the total payment and i will like you to run all the charges on the cards and mail with the approval codes..

Card Type : Master Card

Name On Card : Mary Donalson (remember her, the licences photo, Princess Mary Fredrick now of Denmark :lol: Should be Donaldson of course)
Card # :xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Card Expiration :04/10
Cvv :xxx

Name On Card : Philip Craig
Card # :xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Card Expiration :04/10
Cvv :xxx

Name On Card : Rita roses
Card # :xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Card Expiration :04/10
Cvv :xxx

Name On Card : James Story
Card # :xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Card Expiration :04/10
Cvv :xxx

Name On Card : John sandstone
Card # :xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Card Expiration :04/10
Cvv :xxx

Name On Card: Walker .J. Hem
Card # :xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Card Expiration :04/10
Cvv :xxx

The last card details is from a new Donner so Paul try and put all the charges through and mail me with approval codes

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RE: PAYMENT FOR MERCHANDISE‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Monday, 30 March 2009 11:42:24 PM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

Hi Philclit,

Thank you for the information on the donner cards, I shall speak with the accounts department about charging. Do you know any of the other eight, Dasher, Dancer and Prancer and so forth?

Also, who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

The caskets are a little funky now as our assistant Richard Sole had been using them to store some necrophilia projects he had on the go, but I shall get them disinfected for quarantine despatch and the like.

Once charges are finalised I shall contact McFly with the Western Union details, he may be taking gobfuls of your nutsauce so I'm hopeful he will have the time to respond. We may require another authorisation photo from the new donner card you have used for charging. Probably something significantly less cerebral and "inside", may just be some common Western vernacular that really takes the mickey and makes for the lulz.

Continue riding the chocolate speedway,

Paul Madick
Co-owner Madick Bros, CEOs Paul and Phil Madick
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Oh noes! I forgot about Philclit, he's been writing :lol:
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RE: OK‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Tuesday, 31 March 2009 12:00:26 AM
To: xx (xxxx)

OK SO AS SOON AS THE CHARGES ARE PUT THROUGH I WILL LIKE YOU TO PROCEED WITH THE PAYMENT OF THE FREIGHTS FUND LIKE YOU SAID CAUE MY NECK IS BEEN HELD HERE FOR THE CASKET DELAY SO TRY YOUR BEST TO HAVE THEM HERE THIS WEEKEND IF NOT THEN I WILL BE DEAD CAUSE I HAVE TOLD EVERY LIE ABOUT MCDAN COMING TO PICK THEM UP SO PLEASE MAKE IT FAST.

RE: OK‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Wednesday, 8 April 2009 7:54:01 PM
To: xx (xxxx)

Larger font :lol:

ARE YOU STILL WITH ME ON THIS ORDER CAUSE I HAVE NOT HEARD ANY NEWS FROM YOU IN A WHILE .WHY???

RE: URGENT REPLY‏
From: Philip craig (worldoutreach@ymail.com)
Sent: Wednesday, 8 April 2009 7:54:16 PM
To: xx (xxxx)

ARE YOU STILL WITH ME ON THIS ORDER CAUSE I HAVE NOT HEARD ANY NEWS FROM YOU IN A WHILE .WHY???
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How far can I push this guy?

RE: URGENT REPLY‏
From: xx (xxxx)
Sent: Saturday, 11 April 2009 11:05:39 AM
To: worldoutreach@ymail.com

Hi Philclit,

Oh, I am so so sorry I've not written you, we were on Easter break here. I shall attempt to charge the cards when the Easter break is over. During the holiday I was out of town running my nutsack up and down ladies backs. It's kind of a hobby I have where I jog for a few miles until I'm nice and sweaty and then merely ambush unsuspecting sheilas in the street, removing their blouses or whatever fashion they see fit to be wearing at the time and run my jolly nut purse, sweat and all, vigorously down their spines. There are some hazards to the game though, chief of which is the brassiere hook. Yikes! Ever tried keeping up with a woman running at full tilt away from you whilst your agate pouch is twisted up in the back of her undergarments? :O It's amazing the superhuman things one can achieve when the sensitive skin of one's wrinkly old scrote is on the line. 'twas even worse until a few years ago when I had the bright idea to lop all the pubes off it, before then I was getting hooked up almst every time. I was younger and fitter then, when the body wearied I needed to work out something, one more trip to the emergency room with my love rocks in hand and I think I would have had to retire. As it is I reckon in one surgery the doctor couldn't salvage my own gobstoppers so he used those of an Alsatian. I say this because I have this strange sensation these days after the almighty boofing beans come on stream in any sexcapades, to then get down on my haunches and rub my ringhole along the carpet or any semi-rough surface I can find.

So anyway, we've been negotiating this deal a while, and I would imagine I have your confidence by now, hence me detailing the above shenanigans to you in graphic detail as I've done. Which brings me to a proposition. If you have a minxy looking sister of legal age, I want to root her, are you able to faclitate this? And if your mother hasn't drooped too far south yet, throw her in as part of the deal. Work me out a price and we'll see if we're on the same page. BUT, you must ensure that they don't gag at the smell of ballbag sweat, the real acidic kind I have, and I like to rub it around liberally, as I mentioned.

Punch donuts,

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Epic \m/
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Post by dime1012 » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:49 am

That was the best saturday morning read ever!! \m/

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Post by ShockMe.au » Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:56 am

That's still funny!


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Post by xBig Alx » Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:27 pm

:smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043

Oh shit, what a read.... :lol:
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Post by poidaobi » Sun Aug 02, 2009 7:23 pm

The caskets are a little funky now as our assistant Richard Sole had been using them to store some necrophilia projects he had on the go, but I shall get them disinfected for quarantine despatch and the like.
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Post by M2k » Sun Aug 02, 2009 9:27 pm

:-) i forgot how funny that was
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Posterity :oops: Thanks Scott.
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;)
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Re: For posterity's sake

Post by AdamGBB » Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:50 am

:-) :-) :-) :-)

OMG

sooooo much lulz were had :lol:
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Post by ShockMe.au » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:25 am

Needs to be stickied, yes?
If only for the Princess Mary pic :smt007
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Post by PT ESP » Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:50 pm

1 week later and I've finished reading...

Nice creative writing guys, nice.

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Post by M2k » Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:12 pm

same here, but it took me longer :oops:
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I had Octoban once, it was kind of like calamari but a bit chewier.

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Post by JohnnyC » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:11 pm

how have i managed to miss this read for so long
my face is hurting!!!
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Post by lonerstoner » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:51 pm

He's IN the person of Mr. Craig.

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